The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes
The South has 'mater samiches©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The North has coffeehouses
The South has Waffle Houses©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The North has dating services
The South has family reunions©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The North has switchblade knives
The South has Lee Press-on Nails©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The North has double last names
The South has double first names©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The North has Ted Kennedy
The South has Jesse Helms©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The North has an ambulance
The South has an amalance©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The North has the Mafia
The South has NASCAR©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The North has Indy car races
The South has Swamp Buggy races©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The North has Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal
The South has grits©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The North has green salads
The South has collard greens and chitlins©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The North has lobsters
The South has crawdads©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The North has Distilleries, Breweries, and liquor stores
The South has stills, shine, and them ridgerunners©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The North has the rust belt
The South has the Bible Belt©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The North has Dan Quayle
The South has Bill Clinton