The eyes are the 2nd to go... I forget the first...
I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once -- or twice.
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
What if there were no hypothetical questions?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
How can there be self-help "groups"?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The speed of time is one-second per second.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Is it possible to be totally partial?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn't a horse.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
If you do not stand for something, you will fall for anything.
