Four old friends met one Saturday morning for a game of golf. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"These fairways seem to be getting longer, too," wheezed the second.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"And somehow, the sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember 'em," said the third.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Having listened to his friends' complaints, the oldest of the four responded quietly and wisely:©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh, my friends, just be thankful we're still on this side of the grass!"