There once was an old man who was about to die. He told his wife to put a bag of money in the attic "When I die I'll get it on my way up."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

chuckled the old man. Well when the old man died the wife went up to the attic and found that the bag of money was still there.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I knew I should have put that money in the cellar!" said the old woman.