One night, while on foot patrol, a Police officer approached a local bar. Through the door stumbled a drunk who promptly fell on his backside.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He lay on the ground with his eyes closed. Upon opening his eyes, he sees the Officer looking down at him.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He says,"Osifer, did you see me fall!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The Officer says,"Yeah, I did."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The drunk asks, "Do you know who I am?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Nope." Comes the reply.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well,"?says the drunk, "Then how do you know it was me that fell?"