A Vermont farmer bought some land that was still just as it had been before the Pilgrims landed.He dug up hundreds of stones and built a fence; cut down trees to create a clearing; built a house and a small barn; cleared land for pasture, dug a well and over several years just generally worked his fingers to the bone in creating a small, neat, productive farm.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Eventually his pastor came out for a visit and marveled rather fulsomely, and at great length, at all that "you and God have done together."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Eh," the farmer said dubiously."Ya shoulda seen the place when God ran it on his own."