A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up "panda bear."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
It says, ''Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves.''