One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He found one that he liked and went up to the counter to buy it. The store clerk saw which parrot he had picked out and said, ''That parrot repeats everything he hears.''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''That's alright,'' the man replied.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

So the man bought the parrot and left the store.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

As he was walking down the street, he saw a cop chasing a robber©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The cop hollered to his partner, ''Shoot him down, shoot him down!''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Then the parrot said, ''Shoot him down, shoot him down!''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

They kept walking and found a man who was trying to pry his car off the ground with a crowbar because his wheels had been stolen.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man said, ''Pop it up, pop it up!''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The parrot said, ''Pop it up, pop it up!''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

They kept on walking to a carnival. A guy at a gamestand yelled, ''Hit a big one, win a prize!''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The parrot said, ''Hit a big one, win a prize!''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Then they walked into a church and sat down.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The minister was in the middle of the sermon.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He said, ''The Lord is above us.''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The parrot said, ''Shoot him down,shoot him down!''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The minister said, ''The devil is below us.''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The parrot said, ''Pop it up, pop it up.''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Then the minister got angry and threw a bible at the parrot. The parrot ducked and the bible hit a fat lady behind him.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The parrot said,'' Hit a big one, win a prize!''