A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A clerk approached him and asked, "What would you like?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He answered, "I'd like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut, that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Then with a sigh he added, "But I'll take an oat-bran muffin."