After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The clerk handed him a mirror.