A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The man at the newspaper said, "But for $25 you are allowed to print six words."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The woman answered, "OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale."
