A stranger was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when the strangerturned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will goquicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said tothe stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger, "how about nuclear power?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Ok," said little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic. But let meask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass; thesame stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out aflat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do yousuppose that is?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Jeez," said the stranger, "I have no idea."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, then," said little Tommy, "how is it that you feel qualified todiscuss nuclear power, when you don't know shit?"