One day a man came home from work and told his wife, "Hon, I had the urge to put my thing in the pickle slicer."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh, my God, you should get some help!" his wife said. The next day he came home.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Hon, I had that urge again!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"That's it! After work tomorrow, I'm taking you to a doctor!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The third day he came home all depressed and said, "Hon, I finally did it."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"WHAT HAPPENED?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"They fired me - and the pickle slicer too.