There was a tourist on a farm and he asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.
The farmer said, ''That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw.''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''So why does he have a wooden leg?'' the tourist asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''Well one night our house caught on fire. And he came into our house and he woke us all up.''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''So,'' the tourist asked again, ''why does that pig have a wooden leg?''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''Well, a pig that brave you can't eat all at once!''