Two piggies walk into a bar, get drunk and ask, "Where's the bathroom?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The bartender points to the door and they rush in.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Two more piggies walk into a bar.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

They soon get drunk and they ask, "Where's the bathroom?" The bartender points to the door and they rush in.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

One piggy walks into a bar. He gets drunk out of his mind and then heads for the exit. "Hey, buddy! Do you want know where the bathroom is?" asks the bartender.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No thanks," the piggy slurs, "I always go WEEWEEWEE all the way home!"