A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No, no, no!" said the man.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"