What to not say to the nice policeman.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Bad cop! No doughnut!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I pay your salary!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

So, uh, you on the take or what?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's how far ahead of me they are.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Hey, can you give me another one of those full body cavity searches?