Capitalism : You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Socialism : You have two cows. You gift one to your neighbour.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Communism : You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you milk.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Fascism : You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you milk.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Nazism : You have two cows. They take both and shoot you.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Terrorism : You have two cows. They drive away both and kill you.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Trade Unionism : You have two cows. They take one, milk the other and throw the milk away.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

MORAL : Dont have anything to do with cows. They only bring you trouble.