There was a man who had a pool installed.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

It was a very elaborate pool with tiles imported from Russia.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

One day, he walked out to his wonderful pool to find it covered with algae.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He quickly called the fellow who had installed the pool and asked him what he should do.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"It's obvious," said the pool man, "you need to get a couple of porpoises." "Porpoises?" inquired the man.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Yes, the porpoises will eat the algae, and you'll be the only person on your block to have porpoises."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

So the man bought two porpoises, and they ate the algae and gave the man someone to swim with, that is, until the porpoises got extremely sick.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man immediately called his friend, who was a marine biologist. "You know," said the friend, "if you feed porpoises seagulls, they will liven forever."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

So, the man drove to a pet store that specialized in exotic pets and bought two sacks full of seagulls.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

On his way home, a disturbing message screeched from the car radio.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The announcer said that the lion had escaped from the state zoo, but no one should worry because the lion was quite old and had lost all of his teeth.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man breathed a sigh of relief.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

When he got home, oddly enough, the lion was sleeping on his front porch.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man decided he'd call the police later about the lion and, seagulls in hand, stepped over the lion.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Then, the police drove up and arrested the man.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Why? For transporting gulls over the state lion for immortal porpoises.