Preacher decides to skip Sunday services and go to the golf course to hit a few...©OFFICEJOKES.NET

When he gets there, he discovers there isn't anybody else around, and he has the entire course to himself..©OFFICEJOKES.NET

But he does have witnesses...Seems God and Jesus are keeping an eye on him, and they don't approve of his church hooky-playing..©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Look at that guy," Jesus says, "He should be in church instead of out there. C'mon, Dad, let me hit him with a lightning bolt or something."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No," God says, "I've something else in mind for him. Watch what happens when he makes his next shot."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Guy sets up a ball, drives it off the tee-It sails 200 yards and lands squarely in the hole.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What kind of punishment is that, Dad?!" Jesus yells, "That has to be one of the greatest golf shots in history!!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"That's right, son, indeed it is....and because he's alone, he can't tell anyone about it."