A mother may hope that her daughter will get a better husband that she did, but she knows her son will never get as good a wife as his father did.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Proud father to mother as they watched their small son lying on the floor studying by the light from the TV screen."Reminds you of Abe Lincoln, doesn't it?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble with Mom .©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Garbage is a collection of refuse items, the taking out of which Mom assigns to a different family member each week, then winds up doing herself.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Last year I got my wife a mother's day gift that left her speechless.In fact, she didn't speak to me for three weeks.