A Blonde And A Brunette Are Running A Ranch Together In Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull. "It's the only one I've got for $599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She thinks about it for a moment and decides. "I'd like to send one word, please."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"And what word would that be?" inquires the man.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Comfortable." replies the brunette.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow..."