George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

George Bush replies, "Oh yeah and tell me what you see?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Osama answers, "I can see New York, with new great buildings on one side and beautiful new buildings on the other side, and everything is peaceful and wonderful."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

George Bush says, "Wow is that what you see? Well I'll tell ya what I see for the future of Afghanistan... I see a house here, a house there, a small building here and small building there, but there are signs hanging in the middle of the street."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Osama asks, "And what do they say?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

George answers, "Hell, I don't know. I can't read Hebrew!"