This redneck couple get married. They go back to the motel after the ceremony, and she changes into a sexy nightgown, lies on the bed, and says, "Be gentle with me; I'm a virgin."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

At this her new husband bursts into tears, pulls on his clothes, jumps into his pickup truck, and drives home. He tells his father what happened.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Son, you done right," says his pop. "If she weren't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."