George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,'' answers the President.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''But sir, what about the mad cow?!!'' asks the waiter.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''Oh,'' answers Dubya, ''she'll order for herself.''