A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child offive.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I gointo the other room and read a book.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hearit again.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in aninstitution?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamasI'll never know.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's toodark to read.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Room service? Send up a larger room.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Women should be obscene and not heard.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
