After a long day a sailor enters a bar, and noticed a pirate sitting at the bar.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The pirate has a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and an eye patch.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

So the sailor walks over to the pirate and says, "May I ask how you lost your leg?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The pirate replied,"Arrrrr one stormy night on me ship I fell overboard, and a shark swam up to me and bit off me leg."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The sailor says,"That's to bad, but how did you lose your hand?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The pirate resplied,"Arrrrr one day at sea me and my crew were battling an enemy and we were using swords so one of those B**t**ds cut off me hand."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"How did you lose your eye? Asked the sailor.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, one summer day I was looking at the clouds, and a seagull came and pooped in me eye." Said the pirate.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"You lost your eye because a seagull pooped in it? "said the sailor.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

" No, you see it was the first day with the hook! "said the pirate.