A 75 year old lady says to husband Sam, "You know what, I think I'll go to the doctor and get a checkup."?/p>

Her husband says, "Its a good idea, Darling."?/p>

So she makes an appointment to see doctor Levine , a gynecologist and tells him about not having a checkup in 25 years.Dr Levine says to her, "Get undressed and put on this gown and we will check out everything."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Ok,"?she tells him.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The Dr. puts his hand under the gown and lifts her right breast and tells her to say "99", So she says "99". "I see nothing wrong there," says the doctor. He then puts his hand under the gown and lifts her left breast and repeats, "say "?9"?." She says "99".©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Dr. Levine says, "We might as well check your other vitals, lay down on the table and put your feet in the stirrup". The doctor then puts on the rubber glove and some KY Jelly on the glove and is checking her private parts for any sign of lumps, etc. he tells her say "99." She replies, "and#28417;ne, two, three..."?/p>