A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside:©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."