A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

When the Englishman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Once," he replied.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Don't stop."