Two good ol' boys were driving down the road when they needed some gas. After a while, they saw a sign that read "Free Sex with Fill-up." They decided to pull in and asked the attendant for a full tank. After he was done, they paid and the attendant started to walk away.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Wait," the driver yelled, "what about my free sex?" The attendant rolled his eyes and came back to the car.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Okay, but you will have to guess a number between 1 and 10."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"6."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No, the answer was 3. Sorry." As the attendant started to walk off, the passenger asked to guess. The attendant agreed.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"7."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No, I told you the answer was 3." The driver then sped off.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I think that game was rigged," said the passenger. "There is no way to win.'©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Uh-uh," the driver said. "My wife won three times last week."