There was this lady who was sexually frustrated and had tried to get her husband sexually stimulated but nothing seemed to work. She tried sexy lingerie, toys etc etc but had no luck. So one day she asked her friend what she should do... "It's really annoying me now! He's just not up for it. He's always out down the pub with the lads. What can I do?" Her friend suggested, "Well, if he's always out with the lads why don't you give him an extra tenner so he enjoys himself even more and then he'll come home and thank you appropriately..." So the woman tried this and this is what happened on his return:©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Man: Take Your clothes off!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Woman thinks: Whoa! This is working!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Man: Stand on your head!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Woman: Ooohh Kinky!!!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Man: Spread your legs apart!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Woman thinks: This has really worked, give it to me!
The man then gets a small mirror and places it inbetween her legs. Woman thinks: This is a new one!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Man says: You know... the lads were right, I would look good with a beard!