About 3:30 in the morning, a wife wakes up to find she is alone in the bed and she can hear her husband crying uncontrollably.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She gets up and starts to look for him. He's not in the bathroom, living room, or in the kitchen.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

As she passes the laundry room, she hears his faint sniffels coming from the basement. She turns on the light and goes downstairs to find him.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Finally, she finds him huddled in the corner, rolled up into a ball, and crying hysterically. She runs over to him and asks why he is crying.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He says, "Do you remember when we got married twenty (20) years ago?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She looks at him and says, "yes". He says, "well, a couple of months before, your dad said that I could marry you or go to jail."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She says, "I already know that. I don't see what the problem is."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He says, " don't you see!!! I would have gotten out today!"