The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"