A man was relaxing with his evening paper, when there was a knock on the door.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He opened it, and saw nobody, so he closed the door and went back to his paper.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

There was another knock, so he opened the door again.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

This time, he looked down and saw a small snail.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Mister, could you spare some change?" the snail said. The man picked up the snail, threw him into the bushes, and went back to reading.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A year later, there was another knock at the door. It was the snail.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What'd you do that for?"