This snail crawls up to this bar as it was closing. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The snail pounds and pounds on the door until the bartender finally opens the door. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The bartender looks around and sees nothing until the snail demands a beer. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The bartender looks down and sees him, but replies, "Hey, we're closed now and besides we don't serve snails!" and proceeds to slam the door.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The snail again pounds on the door. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The bartender becomes so frustrated that he opens the door again and kicks the snail away.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A year later as the bartender was about to close again, he hears a pounding on the door again. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He opens the door and looks down to see the same snail again. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The snail looked up and replies, "What'd you do that for?"