Four animals a Snake, a Cock, a Cat and a Centipede, all heavy smokers, were playing cards together.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

When the cigarettes run out, the snake, the big brother, said, "Cock, go out and get some packs! You know, I have NO legs."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"But why me?" said the Cock, "I have only TWO legs!" So, the task fell on Centipede with no doubt.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Centipede said nothing and left the room.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The left three waited and waited, but Centipede did not show up.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

One hour later, they couldn't wait anymore. "What's the devil Centipede doing?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Snake said impatiently, "Cat, go out and take a look!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

When Cat gets to the door, he got frightened. Centipede was SITTING there!!!!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

So the angry Cat said, "What are you doing here?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Can't you see? I'm putting on my shoes,and#37413;?said Centipede.