Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said. "You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Ole says "Jeez, okay," and gets up from his coffee.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The next day they're sitting down with their morning cups of coffee and the weather forecast declares "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Again, Ole says "Jeez, okay," and gets up from his coffee.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Two days later, again they're sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast says, "There will be 6 to 9 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the - "©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Just then the power goes out and Ole doesn't get the rest of the instructions.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He turns to Lena and says "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Lena replies "Aw, Ole, why don't you just leave the car in the garage today?"