A young priest was visting a convent. One day he was taking shower, when he realized that he didn't have any soap.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He wrapped a towel around himself and ran to his room, hoping no one saw him. He got to his room, grabbed the soap and was running back to his shower.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

On his way, his towel came off, but he heard two nuns coming down the hallway. He was forced to leave the towel, and stand like a statue.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

When the nuns came to him, one said, ''Look! A new soap dispenser!''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Another said, ''How you get the soap?'' So one pulled on his dick, and a bar of soap fell from his hand. ''Look! I got a bar of soap!'' said the nun.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The second nun pulled on his dick. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''Look! I got liquid soap!''