It is for good reason that you'll hear a lot of talk about the weather in Ireland. The Irish are used to cloudy skies and regular showers because they know that a puff of breeze will soon clear the sparkling air. A "soft day" is the euphemism for drenching rain, an all too frequent occurrence in the Emerald Isle for those not yet acclimatized to the wonders of the Irish climate.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A newly arrived visitor from the States was interested in learning the projected status of the weather. After all, he had rented a car and hired a guide for the week that he, his wife, and two friends were planning on touring.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"How has the weather been lately?" the Yank inquired.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Not bad," returned the driver. "It only rained twice last week. Once for three days and once for four days."