At a southern university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "what is the opposite of joy?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Sadness," said the student.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Elation," she said.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "what about the opposite of woe?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be 'giddy up' ".