A frustrated housewife decided her sex life needed spicing up after 20 years of marriage.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

After her husband went to work she slipped out and went into a lingerie shop and picked up a pair of crotchless knickers. She went home, tarted herself up and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat across from him after she prepares him a drink.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She slowly spread her legs,and in a husky come f**k me voice says "Honey, would you like some of this?" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The husband looks between his ageing wife's legs and lets out his breath, looking up at his doting wife replies, "HELL, NO! Look what it's done to your underwear."