An old, stingy lawyer was dying and was determined to prove wrong the old saying; "You can't take it with you."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He told his wife to go down to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillowcases.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

His plan: Put the bags directly over his bed and when he died grab them on his way up to heaven.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

One day the old ambulance chaser died. When his wife was up cleaning in the attic one day, she came across the forgotten pillowcases.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She then said to herself, "That old fool. I knew he should have had me put them in the basement!"