On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?"
Every student knew that she loved the Mets, so they replied bye raising their hands, except for one girl, Rosie.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The teacher asked, "Who do you like, little girl?" Rosie replied, "I'm a Yankees fan and I hate the Mets."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The teacher asked why and Rosie told her that her parents were Yankees fans, so she was too. The teacher said to the class, "So if Rosie's parents were idiots, what would that make her?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Rosie chimed in, "A Mets fan!!!

Taste Test©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A teacher was having a tasting day where she would put candy in the kids' mouth and they would guess what it was. She went to the first little boy and put a Hershey's Kiss in his mouth.
"Can you guess what it is?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I don't know," said the boy.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I'll give you a hint. It's something your daddy asks your mommy for every morning."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The girl next to the boy says "Don't eat it. It's a piece of ass."