A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in the nosebleed section -- but he didn't care, he had always dreamed of going to the Super Bowl. So he wants to find a seat closer to where he can see better.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He finds this seat toward the front and he asks the guy next to it whether anyone is sitting there.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The guy replies, "No, because my wife just died."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well," says the first man, "why didn't you just bring a friend or relative?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The guy replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."