First the Lord went to see the Egyptians and he asked If they wanted a commandment.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What"s a commandment?"?they asked, "If it is something like: "and#26996;O ADULTERY"?Impossible! That would ruin the weekends,"?they answered.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Then the Lord went to see the Syrians and He asked if they wanted a commandment.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What"s a commandment?"?they asked, "If it is something like: "tHOU SHOULD NOT STEAL"and#27372;?No way! It would ruin our economy!"and#28571;?they replied.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Finally, The Lord came to the Jews. He went to ask them if they wanted a commandment.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"how much is one?"?they quickly asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"They are free!"?The Lord replied.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Great! We'll take ten!"?/p>