Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled Survivor, Texas Style.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
They will then proceed up to Del Rio, onto El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!