A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''As soon as I clock off'' he said, ''I'm going to have a nice cold beer and then screw the arse off that blonde flight attendant.''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The horrified flight attendant made a dash toward the cockpit, but tripped over in the aisle.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A little old lady sitting there whispered, ''There's no need to hurry love, he said he was going to have a beer first.''