There was this cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He stayed all night long and got so wasted he could barely stand up, much less walk.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The cat starts to stumble on home. As the cat comes to the train tracks, he doesn't notice a train coming down the tracks.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

As he started to cross the tracks, the train zoomed by, and cut off his tail. The cat turned it's head to see the damage, got his head stuck into the side of a speeding box car, and is instantly decapitated.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The moral of the story "?don't lose your head over a piece of tail!