There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch. ''Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?'' a tourist asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied, ''Nope.''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling and growling, and then attacked both his arms and legs.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

As the tourist flailed around in the dust, he yelled, ''I thought you said your dog didn't bite!''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The old man muttered, ''Ain't my dog.''